I’VE FINALLY DETERMINED THAT JOSS WHEDON IS AN OVERRATED FANBOY DORK. IF I HAD TO HEAR ONE MORE INTERNALLY REFERENCING ONE-LINER IN ‘THE AVENGERS,’ I WAS PREPARED TO TAKE MY OWN LIFE AND THOSE OF EVERY SINGLE MORON IN THE THEATER THAT WOULD FEIGN TO GUFFAW LIKE ADORING EIGHT YEAR OLD NERDS THAT SAT IN THEIR BASEMENT ALL DAY MASTURBATING TO PICTURES OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AND FIREFLY REPEATS. THE HULK CHARACTER SAVED ‘THE AVENGERS,’ MAINLY BECAUSE HIS CHARACTER WASN’T CAPABLE OF BEING THE PERSONAL MOUTHPEICE OF JOSS WHEDON’S SNARKY IMMATURE MENTALITY AND KEPT HIS FUCKING MOUTH SHUT